Childhood is preciousBut if we knew the whole truth then,It would make our memories darkSo, here is your childhood ruinedThe Little Mermaid moviePoster features dicks, not a lieAnd the original...
Childhood is precious
But if we knew the whole truth then,
It would make our memories dark
So, here is your childhood ruined
The Little Mermaid movie
Poster features dicks, not a lie
And the original story of the mermaid
Ended when The Little Mermaid died
Land Before Time was awesome
Ducky's voice was a little girl's quack
Her real dad murdered her in cold blood...
That's why Ducky's voice did not come back
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
The truth is out there, and the truth is wow
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
If it wasn't ruined before, it's ruined now
How about writers?
The author of Peter Pan
Keeped a book up on the shelf.
He forged a will
To get custody of kids
Then Peter killed himself
The guy who wrote "James and the Giant Peach"
Really hated the jews
And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland
Was a pedophile too
The writer of The Giving Tree
Was a poetry machine
His childrens poems were so pornographic
They were first published in Playboy magazine
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
Sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
If it wasn't ruined before, it's ruined now
E.T. wasnt always played by Pat,
He was played by a kid born with no legs
During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,
But sometimes you have to break a couple eggs.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
No more barks, no more meows
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
If it wasn't ruined before, it's ruined now
So when it comes down to the truth,
Sometimes you must just surrender,
The principle from Ferris Bueller
Is a registered sex offender...
More child stars overdose,
Than time in this song will allow,
And so now I have to ask you,
"Is your childhood ruined now??"